January 2012
8 posts
December 2011
3 posts
WatchI leave the country for a few months and this is what my studio comes up with?
November 2011
2 posts
September 2011
17 posts
Enemies
Cashier: I really like your eyes.
Me: Thanks. Yours are very nice, too.
Cashier: You buy a lot of sandwiches here.
Me: Yeah but not, like, all at once.
Cashier: Always the same sandwich?
Me: I sometimes rotate in a new cheese.
Cashier: Seems boring.
Me: You are.
Cashier: Boring?
Me: We went from best friends to worst enemies in a very short time.
Cashier: $7.35, please.
Me: Enemies.
Cashier: ...
Me: Keep the change. Have a good day!
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
3 posts
Twitter and her malcontents
My Dear Nieces & Nephews,
I’ve been getting a bit of flak lately, from the usual sources, and from some new ones. You’ve seen the blog posts. A lot of people are taking flak, actually.
People are angry that they don’t have the followers they feel they deserve. They aren’t getting the follow-backs they want. When they try to engage someone in the timeline, sometimes...
May 2011
15 posts
Why didn't anyone tell me...
peanutweeter:
via @UncleDynamite
You get it, Reverend
In John Ford’s “The Searchers,” a posse of homesteaders, including friends and family, track a band of Comanches who’ve killed a rancher & his wife and children. When they follow the tracks up a mesa, they find a brave buried under a flat stone, apparently shot by the rancher. The rancher’s brother Ethan, played by John Wayne, stays in the saddle and shoots out...
April 2011
19 posts
