23
Sep
Enemies
- Cashier:
- I really like your eyes.
- Me:
- Thanks. Yours are very nice, too.
- Cashier:
- You buy a lot of sandwiches here.
- Me:
- Yeah but not, like, all at once.
- Cashier:
- Always the same sandwich?
- Me:
- I sometimes rotate in a new cheese.
- Cashier:
- Seems boring.
- Me:
- You are.
- Cashier:
- Boring?
- Me:
- We went from best friends to worst enemies in a very short time.
- Cashier:
- $7.35, please.
- Me:
- Enemies.
- Cashier:
- ...
- Me:
- Keep the change. Have a good day!
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bobblablaw said:
Clever and quick! And I agree with the person below.
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electricpencils said:
I know you’re all doing music and stuff, but I think we could make a good sitcom.
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