12
Dec
Interview With Uncle Dynamite:
Interviewer: Many are curious as to your name, and your real location. Will you tell us the truth about these things?
Uncle Dynamite: …
Interviewer: Perhaps it’s time.
Uncle Dynamite: …
Interviewer: No? Well, I’ve got loads of other questions if those don’t suit you. For instance: favorite sexual position?
Uncle Dynamite: …
Interviewer: Abortion?
Uncle Dynamite: …
Interviewer: Equal rights for plants?
Uncle Dynamite: …
Interviewer: Favorite Adam Sandler movie?
Uncle Dynamite: …
Interviewer: Which is best? An apple-tini or a cran-tini?
Uncle Dynamite: …
(Interview subject unclips collar microphone, threads it under his shirt, pulls it through, stands, bows, and leaves.)
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