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Dec

Interview With Uncle Dynamite:

Interviewer: Many are curious as to your name, and your real location. Will you tell us the truth about these things?

Uncle Dynamite: …

Interviewer: Perhaps it’s time.

Uncle Dynamite: …

Interviewer: No? Well, I’ve got loads of other questions if those don’t suit you. For instance: favorite sexual position?

Uncle Dynamite: …

Interviewer: Abortion?

Uncle Dynamite: …

Interviewer: Equal rights for plants?

Uncle Dynamite: …

Interviewer: Favorite Adam Sandler movie?

Uncle Dynamite: …

Interviewer: Which is best? An apple-tini or a cran-tini?

Uncle Dynamite: …

(Interview subject unclips collar microphone, threads it under his shirt, pulls it through, stands, bows, and leaves.)

Interview With Uncle Dynamite:

Interviewer: Many are curious as to your name, and your real location. Will you tell us the truth about these things?

Uncle Dynamite: …

Interviewer: Perhaps it’s time.

Uncle Dynamite: …

Interviewer: No? Well, I’ve got loads of other questions if those don’t suit you. For instance: favorite sexual position?

Uncle Dynamite: …

Interviewer: Abortion?

Uncle Dynamite: …

Interviewer: Equal rights for plants?

Uncle Dynamite: …

Interviewer: Favorite Adam Sandler movie?

Uncle Dynamite: …

Interviewer: Which is best? An apple-tini or a cran-tini?

Uncle Dynamite: …

(Interview subject unclips collar microphone, threads it under his shirt, pulls it through, stands, bows, and leaves.)

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